Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side.
BAD LIARS
A: Why are ghosts bad liars? Q: Because you can see right through them.
IF YOU WERE MY HUSBAND...
A woman at a party walked up to a man and told him, “If you were my husband I would poison your drink.” The man replied, “If you were my wife I would drink it.”
COMPUTERS
A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman: “I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size of my computerscreen.”
The surprised salesman replies: “But, madam, computers do not have curtains…. ”
And the blonde said: “Helloooo………….I’ve got Windows!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”